Oh Mark-i-plier, the fangirls' fire
We wanted to say: thanks for your gameplay!
You played many a scary game
Too many to name
But it's seeming that you're always screaming

Tell me why? It take so long to find clues
Tell me why? You get scared playing Baby Blues
Tell me why? You never give up in the game
Thanks for your gameplay!

Each month, you donate
Your time. your life, and
Your sanityyyyy to charities
Who thank you for your livestreams

Tell me why? You think rage games should be fair
Tell me why? You look back when HE'S RIGHT THERE
That's just why - I never will forget that name
Thanks for the gameplay.

We want you to know that,
From deep in our hearts
Forever there you will be, whoa oh
No matter the genre, the livestream, or goal,
We'll be there, we're family!

Oh Markiplier, the fangirls' fire,
You have, you have, you have, you have:
The world's greatest faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans

Videos are posted daily,
Fangirls are always flailing,
I always wanna watch him play,
Thanks for your gameplay!

Tell me why? When I Omegle I can't find ya
Tell me where? Bob lives in Carolina
Tell me how? You don't yet have a girlfriend
At least you can twerk it.

Tell me why? 1 Million people love you
Tell me why? Jeff the Killer is behind you...
Tell me why? We're very proud of you today

Thanks for your gameplay! (x3)